Post by Paul Bloodman on Jan 1, 2011 21:54:38 GMT -6
The crowd starts to take their seats at Hell's gate as the intro music is played for them. They where upset that Paul Bloodman wasn't back from a very important buisness trip. So now they can enjoy the show that is about to happen. The announcers take a seat and waited for the intro music to end.
Bob Wietz: Welcome to Hell! Our Episode is finally starting. I'm your color comintator Bob Wietz!
Paul Feilder: I'm the play by play, Paul Feilder! I'm going to be everybodies favorite announcer!
Bob Wietz facepalms.
Paul Feilder: That did not need a face palm! It is true I'm going to be the greatest announcer of this fed!
Bob Wietz Facepalm, again.
Bob Wietz: Ma ei räägi inglise idioot nagu sina! (I do not speak English with an idiot like you!)
Paul Feilder: The bathroom is backstage.
Bob Wietz facepalms, again, again.
"Sliver" By Nirvana hits. Paul Bloodman is seen coming out to the ring alongside him is his bodygaurds Bowyu and Mass Auburn. Paul Bloodman a microphone with him. The fans was waiting to see what he says.
Paul Feilder: I can't wait to see what he has to say!
Bob Wietz: We better have a explaination for this delay.
Paul Bloodman: Welcome! I'm proud to say to have our first episode ready! I have had a verry important buisness trip to make this happen! I know it was a long delay, but it is going to happen! In fact we are going to open this up with the Extreme Rules Triple Threat Tag Team Match.
Bowyu grabs a mic and so does Mass Auburn.
Bowyu: Uh sir, The 4 corners aren't here yet!
Mass Auburn: True.
Paul Bloodman: You guys are going to wait out here til they come.
Paul Feilder: That is sick!
Bob Wietz: There is so mutch wrong with you!
Cuts to a break.
The 4 corners is seen backstage.
Lina Henry: We are going to be the only two that are going to win our match! You other two are going to lose!
Peter Richards: Who know maybe all four of us can win!
Jenny Bentora: He is right, but none of our matches is first.
Producer: Not true! Mr. Bloodman move Henry and Richard's match first.
Lina Henry: WHAT?
Match 1-Full Blooded Demons VS Masked Debaters VS The 4 Corners
"Beer is Good" By Psychostickhits the speakers. The Masked Debaters make there way cursing at the fans.
Vince Jones: MAKING THEIR WAY TO THE RING AT COBINE WEIGHT OF FIVE HUNDRED AND NINTEY-NINE POOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUNDS THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASKED DEBAAAAAATERS!
Bob Wietz: This team keeps talking about impressing a man name Dr. Winn
Paul Feilder: He is the co-owner!
Bob Wietz facepalms.
Bob Wietz: Ta on omanik teise firma nimega Carnage Maadlus, dumbass!(He is the owner of another company called Carnage Wrestling, dumbass!)
Paul Feilder: Oh so he is the head producer!
Bob Wietz shakes his head.
"Wake Me Up Inside" by Evanscene hits the spekers. Lina Henry is shouting out at her opponnets, while Peter Richards looks scared.
Vince Jones: MAKING THEIR WAY TO THE RING AT A COMBINE WEIGHT OF TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-ONE POOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUNDS, THEY ARE THE 4 COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNERS!
Bob Wietz: As we know the Full Blooded Demons are out here from Paul Bloodman!
Paul Feilder: Our first match is about to begin!
Ref Bob Billy Joe calls for the bell and the match begins with Mass Auburn hooking up with Macho Libre. Macho pushes Mass into Lina who was trading punches with Mist. Bowyu runs towards Macho, but he is dropkicked by Mist. Macho was going to help his partner, but he was hit by an unusual weapon, a yo-yo.
Paul Feilder: What a way to start. A yo-yo to the face.
Bob Wietz: Right now I want to hit your face with a yo-yo!
Paul Feilder: Thank you!
Bob Wietz: Jumal, sa oled nii loll! Ma ei kompliment sulle! (God, you're so stupid! I did not compliment you!)
Paul Feilder who is Jumal?
Bob Wietz: GOD!
Paul Feilder: No his name is God!
Bowyu continues the get a butt whooping from Mist. Mist pulls
out a chair and hits hard across the face of Lina who switch with Peter and startting to beat the crap out of Macho. Peter gives Mass a playful push follow by a European Uppercut. Peter grabs the chair and hits Mass where the sun don't shine. Macho set up a glass table outside the ring. He slides into the ring and reverse a clothesline from Bowyu, by sending him flieing out on the glass table.
Paul Feilder: The Masked Debaters are kicking some butt today! Bowyu is probaly out after being thrown into the table like that!
Bob Wietz: Yep pretty mutch.
Paul Feilder: You actually agreed with me!
Bob Wietz: That is obvious.
Macho puts Bowyu in the ring. He was about to go for the cover, but Lina throws Macho out and goes for the cover.
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Mist pulls Lina by the hair and then European Uppercuts her outside the ring and goes for cover.
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DING DING DING
Peter was about to break up the pin after throwing Mass into the steps, but was to slow.
Paul Feilder: I think Richards was to late!
Bob Wietz: Oh really? I can't beleive those idiots won a match!
Violent Mist: Boss I hope you are proud of us!
Macho Libre: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Paul Feilder: Why should he? They stole it!
Bob Wietz facepalms.
Bob Wietz: Violent Mist got the win back from Lina! She try to steal the win!
Paul Feilder: Oh yeah!
Bloodman's Office
Paul Bloodman was shaking his head in disapointment.
Paul Bloodman: Wow, my security is worse then the Masked Debaters. The 4 corners still have work to do.
Lisa Torre walked in to the office.
Lisa Torre: I'm going to tell you that I'm the only woman on this roster that has the talent to win a match! No one can stop me! No one!
Paul Bloodman: Your match is coming next and you better prov it to me against your opponent.
Lisa Torre: My oppoent isn't going to show up. He is a big chicken.
Paul Bloodman: Well you gotto give people time we are just starting! So don't think your opponent isn't going to show. We had a delay, but now he is probaly on his way.
Lisa Torre: He better!
Lisa slammed her hands on Paul's desk and left. Bloodman took deep breath.
Cut to a break.